and the Evolution of Post Nuclear Military Thought
Lt. Colonel Clive Furnvitz
Excerpt from The Monthly Military Standard
The recent advent of Darwinia has led to a reevalution
of military thought. Previously, whenever a tank was
blown up on the battlefield, whenever a plane was
shot down, whenever a soldier was unfortunately evisercerated,
there was no getting them back. Of course, you could
always enstate a draft, but then those damn long haired
hippy nancy boys always whip out their guitars and
start singing cumbaya.
This is no longer a problem in Darwinia, the new digital
world created by the quantum resonance networking
of Dr. Sepulveda's Protologic 68000's. In this new
world, religion mixes with science to create logical
and advanced reencarnation. This is the real deal,
not that Buddhist/scientologist/Zen crap.
Now, whenever your unquestionably loyal Darwinians
find their pixels blown out by those red (undoubtedly
Communist) virus bastards, you can always get them
That's right folks, now you can harvest the spirits,
or souls for all you religious types, of fallen Darwinians.
Then, ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, you get some fresh,
advanced, and undeniably perky Darwinians. Unfortunately,
sometimes Darwinians simply are not enough. That's
when it is time to call for the cavalry, so to speak.
Whether it be Insertion Squads or grenades or airstrikes
(good for blowing the crap out of those viri bastards).
In short, Darwinia represents a new type of military
strategy. Say good bye to the draft, Darwinians are